Jackson's First Song: "Scorpions on the Farm"

Well, Jackson is 3-and-a-half. So it's time he starts writing songs, right?

He supplied me with these lyrics. Perhaps he's a burgeoning Flaming Lips fan. I combined that surreal-ness with the pep of an '80s TV sitcom theme.

Perhaps this will be a song that makes our first Hall and Oates-like album of duet soft rock ...